Confessions of my dating life on dating apps lmfao
its true that romance amd friendship will not solve everything but. objectively speaking its very hard to get sad when you can say ‘lets go get cake tomorrow okay’ and someone will go get cake with you. like there is some good at least. you know
It’s really hard being so funny, stupid and sexy all the time. I need love too.
i refuse to join more social media websites. if all the ones i’m on die, i hope i can recover my teenage self’s ability to read a book a day instead
eye contact when youre skullfucking her so you cant resist going harder just to see that desperate look in her face
sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is
Only if these men knew I’m not as fun as I seen
mistakes are so normal and human and inevitable and necessary and real. if i make one however please put me to death
The future
will meet you
in the present
and you will have
the presence
you cultivate.
it’s always the most innocent looking girls that end up having the nastiest kinks